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I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.
4 cows, 5 ducks. Duh.
What part of your childhood do you miss the most?
Submitted by Maretta.
In honor of the upcoming Olympics, what could you win a gold medal in?
Submitted by TheFiercestCalm.
What was the best thing about your weekend?
Are you going to be amongst the first people to buy the iPhone 3G? If so, when do you plan on picking yours up and which one will you be purchasing?
If you could leave notes for the future, what message would you have left in the past for today?
Submitted by Nameless.
How and when do you reward yourself?
Submitted by Rainbird.
How long do you take in the shower?
Submitted by Strive2Be.
I know this is hard for the mouth-breathing jerky-eating yahoos who worship Stone Cold Steve Austin to understand, but let me see if I can simplify it:
We're the good guys. That means we play by the rules, no matter how cool it might seem to be some heel Texas redneck who flips people off and does whatever he can get away with just because some cousin-fuckers will cheer loud.
The real world is nothing like the WWE. That half of America can't grasp that says more about America than it does about the real world.
If you could do anything you want tomorrow, what would it be?
Submitted by Becca-Pink.